| i'm one of those people... Fun quotes! (stole idea from Qorter) The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. "Would you like to have congegiggity in a sink?"- Ariel "It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them". "Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave". "Cats are magical. . .the more you pet them the longer you both live." "I have the answer in my head. i just haven’t found it yet" "If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!" "If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it". "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea Cheese... milk's leap toward immortality Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. |
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